![]() Neil got so bored he's goneĭown to the garden to kill himself. It, or stick it up Rick's bottom"! Vyvyan, you've ruined the game! RICK: "Get out of jail free: You may keep this card, sell Is your birthday! You may set fire to Rick's bed!" VYVYAN: But we had to change the rules because Monopoly's so RICK: In Biro, Mike, in Biro, over the top of the print! MIKE: No, he's right, Rick, that's exactly what it says. RICK: It did not say that! Michael, Vyvyan is cheating! VYVYAN: ".smash Rick over the head with the bank!" RICK: Well, what about "Vyvyan"? I could say "Vyvyan", That anybody could ever say while playing Monopoly. VYVYAN: That is the single most predictable and boring thing RICK: Hey, wouldn't it be a-mazing if all of this money was real? MIKE: Yeah, all right, all right, I think the Mike Exchequer RICK: Ha ha, Mike! Landed on the Old Kent Road, that's mine, Nothing ever changes, nothing ever happens to us! RICK: Well-yes-I know, but- But that's just exactly my point! MIKE: You know, he's right, Rick, we've always been like this. What's happening to us? We never used to be like this! RICK: Guys! Guys! Look at us! Squabbling! Bickering! Like children! VYVYAN: Yeah, we heard what you said, and it was very boring! NEIL: All right, all I said, Mike, was I was getting really bored! It's time for us to extend our vocabulary. MIKE: Listen, I think we're overdoing the boredom motif in thisĬonversation. RICK: Ooh! Dear me! Poor old Neil's getting bored! The most boring person in the whole world's finally getting a taste of his own medicine! NEIL: Look! Can you two guys stop hassling each other, I'm getting really bored with it, all right? Very nice! Coming from someone as boring as you! RICK: Anyway, you'll still never win 'cause nothing interesting ever happens to us. Cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes.Ĭornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes." ![]() Then, then you gotta say in ten words "what cornflakes mean to you". Six pictures of famous noses with six pictures of famous bogies. ![]() VYVYAN: I've finished the new car competition. One by one, while VYVYAN is writing something on the back of a corn flakes box.] Is taking rice krispies out of a cereal box and putting them in his bowl [MIKE and VYVYAN are seated at the table. The butter and carrot sigh as they touch "heads".] Somewhere, the record stops playing as a needle scratching it can be heard. [A stick of butter and a carrot are skating while romantic music plays. Real naval officer is seated at the kitchen table, stonily pointing the The naval officer from the picture is replaced by a black silhouette the [A "Your Country Needs You" poster is hanging above the sink. [He tiptoes into the living room where he stretches out on the sofa Written by Ben Elton, Rik Mayall, and Lise Mayer The Young Ones - Boring Back to scripts-index
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